MyNewEventHorizon

Purples and greens and blues, oh my!

2006-08-10T00:42:00.000-05:00

Finally! I'm finished with summer Physics. It was fun, I learned tons, but I was ready for it to be over. I don't know what to do with myself for the next week and a half.

Well, my foot is getting better that it was at the begining of the week, it's just a wide array of colors and just a little swollen since I punished it with stairs and shoes. I took pictures! I will soon post them for your viewing pleasure and/or disgust.

I need to go to bed, I'm not Amanda. I can't go days without sleep and not be eaten by snakes.

Still, everyone is going to graduate before me....

2006-07-25T20:46:00.000-05:00

WHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I have three more semesters left!!!! I can't wait!!! Though, I looked at how much it would take to become a Chemistry major with my Biology major, and I discovered that I would need just three more classes. Then I looked at all my maths and how many it would take for me to become a math major on top of that, and behold...I would only need three more math classes as well. Hmmmm. No, I want to graduate and get out of Odessa. Maybe later, right? :P
Next semester I'm just taking 14 hours: Biochem, Analytical chem (which the class meetings alone will take about 10 hours not including study time, and I only get 5 hours of credit, damniiiittt!!), Henderson's Genetics lecture, and History and Politics of the Middle East with the cool Dr. Ehdaie. I'll still probably end up sleeping in the labs.

What's everyone else's schedules looking like this semester?

I have a Physics test on Thrusday, but it's all chocolate, I'm going out of town of Thrusday, too.

Yes, this is a real sign, and, yes, it is in Texas.

When I was in Vegas on my birthday, I was hit on by a Klingon. Then he belched. Ooooo, sexy.

I have a 'Peter Pan' Complex

2006-07-17T22:08:00.000-05:00

Yep.....quizes. Fun, but full of bull. Well, sometimes. :P

Advanced Global Personality Test Results

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Stability		46%
Orderliness		73%
Accommodation		70%
Interdependence		63%
Intellectual		83%
Mystical		76%
Artistic		23%
Religious		90%
Hedonism		43%
Materialism		56%
Narcissism		36%
Adventurousness		70%
Work ethic		70%
Self absorbed		23%
Conflict seeking		36%
Need to dominate		63%

Romantic		43%
Avoidant		50%
Anti-authority		36%
Wealth		23%
Dependency		36%
Change averse		56%
Cautiousness		90%
Individuality		43%
Sexuality		56%
Peter pan complex		90%
Physical security		90%
Physical Fitness		10%
Histrionic		16%
Paranoia		70%
Vanity		36%
Hypersensitivity		70%
Female cliche		63%

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I have one week left of Physics I, neat.

2006-06-23T14:45:00.000-05:00

I feel:

I need:

I like:

Where are you December 2007?

2006-06-07T01:24:00.000-05:00

I have physics.
I like it.
I have a test soon.

I need to clean my room really badly.
I think I will do that tomorrow.

Hello Kitty Airplane...heh.

Return of the Corn

2006-05-29T17:27:00.000-05:00

I'm soooo tired.
I just got back from Dallas and I had a wonderful time. My cousins are always going out and doing things, and I'm not used to the craziness! As soon as I got off of the plane I was hit with what I like to call Dallas drama and/or "Grama" (i.e., gay drama). I caught many purses. :P I'm going to use that all the time now. I couldn't live like that all the time, though. Through out the entire 4 day weekend, I think I got about 8 hours of sleep. My cousin does this all the time. I'm about to pass out. I have many battle blisters from walking and I smell of cigerette smoke and Et-OH :P

I have to start Physics tomorrow and I'm excited, it's going to be a busy summer.

Go to it!!!!!!
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飛行機でダラスに行きます！

2006-05-23T17:52:00.000-05:00

Yay! It's travel time for Lacey. I'm going to Dallas this weekend to party....*cough* I mean visit my cousins. I just can't wait to get out of Odessa. I am soooooo sick of it here. I leave on Thursday evening and won't be back until Monday. I love plane rides...I'm easily pleased. I like how my ticket was cheaper than driving would be, too. I am alittle sad that I won't get to see X-Men this weekend....I'll probably have to wait until next weekend just because trying to see a movie on opening weekend in Dallas is probably insane.

I didn't know I could type Japanese on here.....I'm almost happy.

Message Board

2006-05-01T22:41:00.000-05:00

Have any of you looked at it lately? I can't break the habbit, even though no one posts on it anymore, but I noticed how many users there are now. There are over 100! All of them are advertising bots, I'm sure, but it is still HALARIOUS!

Organic Final was today, I just let out a big sigh...and make that face.
Bloo's face...not Corn man.

HEY TRAVIS!

2006-04-22T14:57:00.000-05:00

I just couldn't stop thinking about the thought of snakes once having hips so I searched online to see if I could find anything on it and I did! Look at this picture! It's just as silly as we thought!
No real purpose at all, IT'S GREAT!
But I'm alittle sad, I was hoping that the legs would be on the ventral plane of the body instead of the parasagittal. Then our hypothesis of it's butt jumping like a rabbit or walking whilst it's front slithers would have been more pluasible. Alas, we were horribly, horribly wrong.

I wonder how they shed.......

Finals are in 12 days!!! Why am I on here?!

2006-04-18T20:24:00.000-05:00

The things that go through my mind in 10 min.

Happy yet?

2006-04-16T18:28:00.000-05:00

Today is Easter...so happy Easter.

Cornellious!!

2006-04-10T22:59:00.000-05:00

Yeah, that's right.

I've become obsessive.

2006-04-06T23:46:00.000-05:00

I have become soooo obsessed with 'My Space'....I hate you all for talking about it and making me wanting to actually start that crap! What really makes me happy is the music it has on it! I don't even have to download it, I just use my MD player, and it has all of these industiral/EBM/Electro music that I have never heard of. Soon I'll be able to keep up with Chris and Amanda's conversations! YAY Alas, this was the best time for me to get involved with that crap, finals are just 3 weeks away.

Everyone please keep Alan in your thoughts. Saturday Alan is going to take his teaching certificate exam. He is going to Lubbock and I think I am going to go with him, but the dork signed up for the 7:00 AM test....so he (we) will have to leave around 4! Dum ass lol Why do I like it?

Yup

2006-04-05T03:19:00.000-05:00

I finally did it, I updated my stupid My Space page that I started two years ago and looked at it once since then. I sent almost everyone I could find (and knew) an invite, but if I couldn't find you, please add me. I want to feel special and loved. And if you are in the position of having a fake profile (Daniel), please tell me that it is you if you want me to be on your list. I may not accept it, I at least want to know the people on my list.

What...an update?!

2006-03-21T20:50:00.000-06:00

It's agar. Mannitol SALT agar. Don't drink it....because I know you want to.

GAR!!!

2006-02-01T14:44:00.000-06:00

Blogger has been pissing me off. I have to sign in through my e-mail every time! It takes me 10 mins. to sign in! Oh well.

Saliva is a good thing. It keeps your mouth hydrated, helps keep your teeth clean, allows you to taste, protects your non-keritinized skin in your mouth, and allows you to swallow. But...saliva is not good on my shoe! As I was walking out of Organic today, I walked by a "gentleman" donning a worn out baseball cap and boots, talking loudly about something that I'm sure would have annoyed me if I had listened. As I passed by, the guy turns around in a rather "macho" manner and spits toward the concrete. I saw the mucus filled blob falling through the air, toward my black boot, but was unable to move quickly enough. I made eye contact with the guy...I don't know if I had a plesant expression on my face or not but I definatlly wasn't pleased as the guy just turned back around to finish what he was saying. I know Saliva-Man knew what he had done. The young man that Spitter was talking to had the most shocked expression on his face. Oddly enough, I wasn't shocked at all. Annoyed, yes, but not shocked or angry. I guess I've come to expect this sort of behavior from people.
I just kept walking. By the time I got to my car most of the spit had fallen off of my shoe and when I got home I wiped the rest of with a chlorox towel. But, I was more supprised at myself during this little episode than the annoyingly loud man of spit. Not only did I not get angry at him, but I EXPECTED this of him. I'm sure some deep seed of philosophy is in this story somewhere...but philosophy is for the ancient Greeks.

I accidentally killed one of my flys for Genetics Lab today. I smeared its guts with a painting brush. I was sad.
But I made myself happy by annoying Alan with a long creepy phone call that mimicked the conversation that Zoidburg had to endure when he tried to woo the crazy lobster lady during the "mating frenzy". I hadn't had any toast.

I like Kevin McDonald.

"You know how Fair Witnesses behave?"

2006-01-26T20:20:00.000-06:00

'"Well...no, I don't. I've never met one."
"So? Anne!"
Anne was on the springboard, she turned her head. Jubal called out, "That house on the hilltop-can you see what color they've painted it?"
Anne looked, then answered, "It's white on this side."
Jubal went on to Jill, "You see? It doesn't occur to Anne to infer that the other side is white, too. All the King's horses couldn't force her to commit herself...unless she went there and looked-and even then she wouldn't assume that it stayed white after she left."'

Oooooh yeah! Page 100.

Leg Cramps

2006-01-24T10:18:00.000-06:00

Last night I had the worst dream. I dreampt that I was lieing in bed asleep when all of a sudden I felt tiny little bites. It got worse and worse but I couldn't move or open my eyes. It felt like I was really trying to open my eyes. When I could finally open my eyes in my dream, I saw that I, my bed and my entire room was covered in Siafu. They were suffocating me and they just kept filling in my room and bitting me, I actually felt as if I were bleeding. I tried to get out of bed, but couldn't. I thought that if I could get to the otherside of my room I could get the tourch that I kept there to burn them off, because apparently in my dream I'm a pyro. The dream was so bad that I was having trouble breathing! Somehow the Siafu turned into a sea of ants in my room biting me and eating me alive, it felt like they were carying me downward. Then a HUGE one came out of the mass and bit right through my right leg! I could actually see its face in detail! As it bit down into my leg I woke up with the truly worst leg cramp I ever got.

I hate grandma socks. I have a pair that my grandma bought me once. I save them for when I run out of clean socks. I'm wearing them now. I have to go to Organic now.

Sigh

2006-01-17T22:21:00.000-06:00

School has started again and I'm sad. I'm already tired and it's the first day. It wouldn't be so bad if Dr. Robinson hadn't elected to give us a 'Quiz' over the whole first semester of Organic Chemistry that counts the same as a test. I don't know exactly when he will give it to us, but it will be sometime next week. At least this semester won't be as bad as last semester. I'm taking Organic II and Genetics with their corrlated labs and a blow off class. Unfortunatly, both labs require a lot of on-your-own-time work. I should just bring a cot and put it up in the lab prep. room. I will also never get to see Alan again. Work and school has commenced to take both of our souls once again!
Caffeine will be consumed in massive quantities.

Vh1 needs my fist

2006-01-10T00:54:00.000-06:00

Well, I'm still trying to remember that this thing is here and to put it into my schedule between Guild Wars, sleep, work and soon to be school (probably in that order). I'm stupid and I need Alan to spoon feed me how to change the links on the side. I thought I was following the directions, but it slaped me and called me bitch. I don't know what that was about. Also, pictures don't like me and neither does photobucket. I have now come to the conclusion (as I've told Daniel), the treat that if you piss me off, I will go into your room and touch your computer is a quite valid threat. You see, for as soon as my finger touches the hard plastic covering of that oh so delicate machinery, it will explode or slap you and call you bitch. Alas, this is one of the reasons why I will continue to stick to biology as a major. Poor Alan and Daniel, I ask them to help me with my computer way too much. Soon, they will stop answering my pleas for help, because I'm sure I've asked the same questions too many times.
But enough about my own stupidity, it's time to talk about others!! Yay! Today, while cleaning my room, I left the Telivision on Vh1. I was working and not really paying attention to what was happening. Just background noise. Once I sat down for awhile, I felt disgusted with myself for allowing this particular show any amount of ratings I gave it. This show was called something to the effect of "Flava Flave's New Whore Because These Girls are Idiots (And He is Too)".
This show was all about 'Flava Flave' and a harem of average McSluts. These 18-23 year olds (or what looks like) are competing for the affections of this man who must be pushing to 50. He just laps it up, of course. During all of this, he finds it of importance to note the size of one of these girl's 'booty' and how he 'wouldn't mind putting that between two pieces of toast'. Which, by the way, makes perfect sence! Not only this, but the man aparently does not find it important to remember these girl's actual names, he decided to re-name these 'ladies' according to his wishes. I think one's name was Oyster, New York and Miss Latin. He's quite clever, isn't he? But, I think what bothers me the most, is not this pathetic excuse of a man's actions, but the idiotic women that are putting up with this. Who would want 'Flava Flave'?! I'm sure his kids (who are probably as old as these women on this show) really think highly of this.

Now that I think about it, I think I watched that show alittle too long to find out all of that information. IT WAS A TRAIN WRECK! I couldn't turn away. Stupid TV wins again.

Weellll Poop

2006-01-02T22:19:00.000-06:00

It's finally happend.
I've done it.
I thought I would skip this fad and I tried to avoid it. It takes too much time out of your life and I know that I'm going to be sitting up at night wondering what I'm going to post next because I want to be cool and witty. I know this is going to be just another way to make a fool out of myself, but what the hey, I guess I'm going to do that one way or another! Why not do it online so that everyone can see it?! Sounds great!
I'm apart of the cool club now.